Giuliani Weighs Presidential Run; Seeks Advice From All Three Wives

Sure, Rudy Giuliani would be a great presidentialPerhaps in the middle of the night visions of his three
candidate and would very likely make an outstandingsugar plums dance before him, and he contemplates
President. But he has to weigh his decision to run verywith their lovely apparitions if the majority of America
carefully with his three wives.might forgive him for loving them, not only as a man
He has not only loved as a man might. He has lovedwell might, but for having the heart to marry all of them.
three women enough to marry them. Given theWe can only await the result of his wifely deliberations.
neo-Puritanical ethic that seems to haunt much of ourShould he decide to run, imagine if all three of them
current populace, such a frequent vote for marital blissrush to his defense simultaneously!
can hardly be called prudent preparation for theWe can hear both sides now. While much is
slanderous rigors of contemporary politics.dismissively predicable, we might enjoy an innovative
While many who read this commentary will look on hisdefense, such as, since people are living longer now,
marital mania with understanding or indifference, wethree wives are more understandable.
must also imagine the field day the other candidatesLet's hope he decides to give the election a go.
could have bestirring the moderate conscience ofSpeaking with eager irresponsibility, the unprecedented
much of America with a conniving iteration andpolitical muddle might well become the highlight of the
ceaseless reiteration of his serial proclivity.election.
No doubt the prospect troubles the good man.