| Sure, Rudy Giuliani would be a great presidential | | | | Perhaps in the middle of the night visions of his three |
| candidate and would very likely make an outstanding | | | | sugar plums dance before him, and he contemplates |
| President. But he has to weigh his decision to run very | | | | with their lovely apparitions if the majority of America |
| carefully with his three wives. | | | | might forgive him for loving them, not only as a man |
| He has not only loved as a man might. He has loved | | | | well might, but for having the heart to marry all of them. |
| three women enough to marry them. Given the | | | | We can only await the result of his wifely deliberations. |
| neo-Puritanical ethic that seems to haunt much of our | | | | Should he decide to run, imagine if all three of them |
| current populace, such a frequent vote for marital bliss | | | | rush to his defense simultaneously! |
| can hardly be called prudent preparation for the | | | | We can hear both sides now. While much is |
| slanderous rigors of contemporary politics. | | | | dismissively predicable, we might enjoy an innovative |
| While many who read this commentary will look on his | | | | defense, such as, since people are living longer now, |
| marital mania with understanding or indifference, we | | | | three wives are more understandable. |
| must also imagine the field day the other candidates | | | | Let's hope he decides to give the election a go. |
| could have bestirring the moderate conscience of | | | | Speaking with eager irresponsibility, the unprecedented |
| much of America with a conniving iteration and | | | | political muddle might well become the highlight of the |
| ceaseless reiteration of his serial proclivity. | | | | election. |
| No doubt the prospect troubles the good man. | | | | |